In a development that is going to shake things up in Tinseltown in the most unexpected way possible, President-elect Donald Trump appointed Hollywood’s finest tough guys-Mel Gibson, Jon Voight, and Sylvester Stallone-as “Special Ambassadors” to Hollywood. Yes, you read that correctly. It is not just some rumor-it’s official. And, of course, in classic Trump style, it came in on his Truth Social platform because, where else would you ever expect an announcement of this magnitude?
Trump’s never one for subtlety, after all, and he’s got a big plan to “restore Hollywood to its former glory,” which, let’s be honest, sounds like a job only an action movie hero could handle. So, naturally, he called in three of the biggest names in action cinema. These three will now be the “eyes and ears” for this guy in a city of stars, and I am thinking about how there’s going to be plenty of chases in space, impassioned speeches, and some very serious fist-bumps.
Hollywood, however, is a bit worse for wear right now. Between the aftershocks of COVID-19, the 2023 Hollywood guild strikes, and wildfires taking down homes faster than a stuntman’s paycheck, production has plummeted by an impressive 26% since 2021. And so it is only fitting that the industry be saved by three men whose careers have largely consisted of punching things, saving the world, and. well, punching things again.
Mel Gibson, apparently having had too much on his plate with the loss of his home in the Palisades fire, was astonished when he received this call-up.
But, ever the hero, he’s taking on his new mission with humility and a dash of self-awareness: “Nevertheless, I heed the call. My duty as a citizen is to give any help and insight I can,” Gibson said, presumably while riding a horse, wearing armor, and preparing for a high-octane battle scene. Jon Voight, being the vociferous Trump supporter that he always is, is all in. His expressions about returning Hollywood to its “former glory” are dripping with optimism, like he’s getting ready to launch a comeback tour with the cast of Midnight Cowboy. Maybe he’ll bring back the cowboy hat for the full effect?
Then, of course, there’s Sylvester Stallone, who in 2024 introduced Trump at a Mar-a-Lago gala by drawing parallels between the President-elect and George Washington — because when you think of great American leaders, Sly is the first name that pops into your head. Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t decide to reenact a scene from Rocky IV where he trains for the presidency by chopping wood in the snow.
As to the exact responsibilities of these “Special Ambassadors,” nobody knows yet. The rest of the world, however, sits on the couch with a handful of popcorn and waits. The critics call this another ploy to mix up politics and entertainment, while fans are waiting for some Hollywood rebirth with a pinch of muscle and a dusting of fireworks.
Hollywood is at a crossroads, and this unlikely trio may very well be the secret sauce the industry needs. Will they save the day, or will it be an epic disaster worthy of a blockbuster film? Whatever happens, we’ll be here for the drama, and maybe a few slow-motion punches too. Stay tuned, because things are about to get really interesting. Keep Reading Drama Wow for more dramatic updates.
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